April162014

chairman-miaow:

You “quickly” crafted a new weapon, HOMES SMELL YA LATER. 
Observe that you are using heavily dramatized “enclosure talons” to demonstrate scorn towards your procrastinating ass that managed to stretch three weeks of work over the better part of 9 months.   
You then have this sickle autographed by ANDREW HUSSIE.  Congratulations.  You have no idea what to do with your life next.  Maybe make a tutorial? 

(via yoboandfriends)

12AM
the-bucky-barnes:

superfizz:

rabidruminations:

the-bucky-barnes:

myth66:

the-bucky-barnes:

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recess Break - Bucky, Natasha and Tony.

TONY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONY GET OFF THE KIDS SWING TONY THATS A BAD IDEA 



so in character I just

Can I just .. Tony never had a childhood so .. he was never taught how to use a swing properly and just .. now I’m sad. 

Why would you say that?
Here, something to cheer us up:

the-bucky-barnes:

superfizz:

rabidruminations:

the-bucky-barnes:

myth66:

the-bucky-barnes:

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recess Break - Bucky, Natasha and Tony.

TONY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONY GET OFF THE KIDS SWING TONY THATS A BAD IDEA 

so in character I just

Can I just .. Tony never had a childhood so .. he was never taught how to use a swing properly and just .. now I’m sad. 

Why would you say that?

Here, something to cheer us up:

(via yoboandfriends)

12AM

lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

image

mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

image

(via sparklinglemonsquares)

12AM

isthatwhatyoumint:

i’m a good cat mom

(via sparklinglemonsquares)

12AM

ask-shenaniganstuck:

1. Locate your pristine lookin’ ass-baby. 

2. Stroke daily. I promise it’s not weird. 

3. Confirm ass plush ratio post use. 

That’s about it.

I look like a god damn salesman. 

(via sparklinglemonsquares)

12AM

littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

(Source: heathermorris, via theholyangeloopz)

12AM
petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

(Source: themurderscene, via sparklinglemonsquares)

12AM
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me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

(via fontaneouss)

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